Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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not-good-with-computer:

queendashian:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i want

BANANA PIANO.

BANANA PIANO.

(via ichooseyouxp)

Triple decker Spam Musubi

Triple decker Spam Musubi



Tryna be cute when i’m being salty. Doesn’t work. 

OwnagePranks - Gay Asian Hotline
Never gets old 

No Booty Calls, Deck. That’s not happening~

ashchacha:

This is why I don’t like to complain.

ashchacha:

This is why I don’t like to complain.

(Source: kim-jong-healthy, via unphamiliarity)

Reason to encourage someone to have an affair (Family guy style)
Louis: I can't believe you encouraged joe to have an affair!
Peter: Look, louis..It says so in the Bible
Louis: What's in the Bible?
Peter: I..I don't know.. Doesn't that always cover it somehow?
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